Sunday, September 20, 2009

Lucky----->





Gosh there is nothing good to talk about anymore. Well Ill talk about my cat Jupiter. She is fat and weighs 20 pounds. She is soft and can be nice. If she plays with you she will claw at your leg. But I love her. She tortures our dog, Ash, and sleeps on a dog bed in my room. She has a friend, a cat named Lucky, and they sometimes sleep together on the couch. But I love her anyway. Even though she often hurts me.



Ashley(Ash)------>
Jupiter ^

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Okay this is very short. But I have to go to bed soon, but I just started school!! Yeah sixth grade. So far so good, but we have only survived A-day. Tomorow is like a second first day. It is the first B-day. How was your last first day? Cool, huh? Well I have little classes with friends, and the teachers I guess aren't the best. I mean they aren't bad, just the aren't great.
So you know about the Obama thing with the classes that he is going to say "stay in school...ect". Well I am not going to say anything about it, just that they didn't do it. Was if messed up, or was it just not happening?
Oops, have to get off.
Well,
Toodles,
Smartie Tartie

Friday, August 21, 2009

So I just went to North Caralina! And I learned a few things.







1. A really good pancake place there is Stack 'em High. We went there three times i na four day vactation. And the first days breakfast place was a big mistake. At Stack 'em High I got a strawberry banana pancakes. There are bananas inside the middle of each pancake, and strawberrys


2. I really like being hit by the waves. Like being right under the wave when it crashes, you know like crashing on top of you. It is so fun! People think it is bad and try to avoid it. But me and my sister actually run to it.


3. Even near the ocean, seafood is really expensive. Like normally it is cheap because just by fishing you could get some. You know because its right next to the beach. But it is not even close. I got seafood like every night though, and I have to say I love it.


4. My dog doesn't like the beach. She really doesn'tike the waves and the sand burns her cute little paws.


and 5. My brother doesn't do road trips. So we drove there and it took FIVE hours. And guess what?!!? My 3 month old brother screamed the whole way there and back.





But the beach is extremly fun, and I want to go back there. I got some money for souvaniers, and bought two hermit crabs. The one with the pink shell is named penelpoe and the one with the polka dot shell is named Hermie. Hermie recently switched shells, out of a purple painted one. My mom looked up care for them and said that painted shells killed them. Well I thought Hermie was dead, because he was sick or shy(I think) and I gave him tap water(which is toxic and they need bottled water but not a certain type, and it is soooooo complicated). But we were going to return him, but we didn't find the time. But we did go out and buy them a bigger cage and a swimming pool and a new shell for Penelope. Then when we got it all set up we didn't want to put Hermie in the same cage as Penelope, because we thought he was dead. So we set him on the desk and after about 5-10 minutes, he came fully out of his shell. So he is alive...YAY! And recently he switched from the toxic shell to the one bought for Penelope, which was fine because the other could have killed him. You know what forget that, just remember the part that says the names of them. And I'll post pictures of them a different time because I am having trouble now.

Signed,

Smartie Tartie

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Idol Concert


Dear all the people that daily check this blog,

A few weeks ago I went to the idol concert. So here is a post on this.



Okay so here it is,

IT ROCKED!! And my bff got backstage passes and she gave me an aughtographed picture of Allison Iraheta!! I love her!!! Dont you?!?!
The entire top ten sung there, so it was awesome. The best ones are Megan Joy Corkery
My friend got in touch with her mom and got the backstage passes. She is so pretty and has a really good voice!!!!!!
Allison Iraheta
She is my favorite EVER!! She is so cute, she has a good personality, and a AWESOME voice!!
Adam Lambert
He is also AWESOME!! Everone loved him...including Katie Perry
Kris Allen
Me and my friend voted for him because of this, but really Adam was way better!
Michael Sarver
I think he purposly got out because his daughter thought he didn't want to spend time with her
:(
Scott Mcintire
I dont really like him that much, but he is blind :(
Lil Rounds
She couldn't find herself, she turned into whoevers song she sang.
Anoop Desai
I don't really like him
Matt Giraud
He was boring, not good but not bad.
Danny Gokey
I hate him...his wife died. That is sad, but he was using it, and he was so terrible he was like waving a picture of her and him, and than he went on a date with someone. And he rarely ever wore his wedding ring.
Sorry for not doing this sooner,
Smartie Tartie
♥♥♥♥♥♥

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

United Report


Okay people,


So you guys all know how I was in Santa Rosa, right?? Well I traveled on United and I would like you all to know how the flight went. So I was traveling with my ENTIRE family. So first of all on the way there, there was this lady with a terrible seat. She was in between two, (pause, hesitate, think it through) 'large' men. Her earphone plug-ins was broken and she had a lot of things under her seat. So she pretended to have an oxegon loss. We knew she was faking it because we heard her asking for a isle seat at the front desk. But she got a middle seat. If you have a REAL oxegon loss you have to have an isle seat. So they switched out my 12 year old sister to 4 isles away, and moved that quite smelly lady next to me. So my poor sister had to deal with a broken earphone plug-ins so she couldn't hear the movie(17 again) and had a bad seat. And they could have used AY isle. But they picked the one with a family and an infant. What if my mom had to get out and walk with my brother! I mean seriously! So my dad and my sister switched places. We were tired of her, so I started talking to my sister, who was across the isle listening to her ipod. So I had to talk loud. So that lady couldn't get any sleep. So she went back to her seat. On the way back, my brother wanted food. But the seats at the airport were full and my mom had to sit down to feed him. But United didn't let people with infants board first. So we had to wait like, 10 minutes to feed him. He didn't want his milk, so we were trying to give him formula. To make the formula you need water. So we pressed the assistant button because we had to get rid of our water bottle in security and were going to ask for a cup of water. But they NEVER came. And like 7 flight attendants passed us too. So we made him deal with the milk. Then he needed to be changed, so we asked if all the bathrooms had a changing table. But it turns out NONE had them! I know, so family friendly. So they told us to change him on the floor. I mean the dirty gross one. So we changed him on the seats.


So have fun on your next trip, and be sure to travel on United!

Haha, I am kidding!!!!!

Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!

Smartie~Tartie

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

You Belong With Me


WAZZUP!!!!!
This is Smartie reporting from..... Santa Rosa, California!!!
How are you guys today? You doing nice? You having fun? You, chilling??
I hope you are, and I hope you are ready to stop, get off your butt, and DO SOMETHING!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGWE3hwJ21U
Check that out! That is 'You Belong With Me' by Taylor Swift. I absolutely love Tay Swift! She is my favorite star. Who is yours???????????????????????

Thanks,
Smartie Tartie

Monday, July 27, 2009

Hello, changed my mind

Okay. First of all, let me say, that yes I am writing another post because of one mean weird little person.

I would like you a*****y to know I can reject a comment, so my email is unknown. And second, even without caffeine, my life is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than yours.

Thank you and have a nice day every person out there that deserves it,
Smartie Pants

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Soda.......or maybe not

Soda is so boring, lemme make this quick.


Please follow me!


Post a comment to your other friends that are following me, and say hi, or whats up, or stuff like that. But tou must follow my blog first.


Signed,

Smartie

ps luv4life108, i love u too and u can come to my house for a sleepova, k? email if you get this, before 300, so i know to call u or not.

BYE!!

The really good cereal place in Pennsylvania






Dear readers/cereal eaters,
There is the most amazing place in Pennsylvania called Cereality. If you have been there please tell me. I will tell you about it, so you understand the awesomeness.


There is a cereal bar! Like you can mix a million cereals in a Chinese takeout box and bring it into the hotel so you don't have to order room service. Which isn't all that bad, just expensive and if you are going to buy that stuff, just buy this instead.

Thank you and good night

or good day, depending on when you read this

ooh ooh

Bye!!

Smartie Tartie

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Best Friends




Dear readers, or mostly all my friends.



This is actually an interesting post.



Drum roll



DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!!



or whatever!






Most of you people know who my best friend is. So you mostly know who I am addressing this to, but this is for all of yall that have, are currently, or and other people who have have had a relationship with me in anyway. Or just basically somebody that has a best friend.



Best friends are always there for you. When you have to move, they stay in contact with you. When you need help they are there. They are like a sister that lives separately from you, and just like sisters, you may get in fights with them. But they are still going to be your best friend again at some point, so why waste the time to fight?









The point of this was to be good, so I lied. Here, I will do a new one and here it is!
Best friends are nice, and if you have no friends but them, they help you by sharing there friends with you.



God I am getting boring again.






Let me keep it simple and I don't care if you don't like it.









Best friends are just AWESOME!!!!!



I LOVE YOU L**Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I MISS ALL OF MY FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY ALL THE ONES I HAVEN'T SEEN AT ALL THIS SUMMER, AND EVEN MY NON-FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL, I MISS YOU GUYS TOO!!!!



I LUV YALL




♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ u guys!!!






Smartie Pants

Sunday, July 19, 2009

My Brother


Hello,

Sorry for the delay, I never get the computer at my house and I am 're-doing' my room. But I will try to do it as much as possible.


Ahhhh, babies. What is the defonition of that? Let me explain MY brother. He cries and toots. But he is the cutest thing alive and when he is in a good mood he is fun to play with. Sure he is 2 and half monthes old, but still.

So there are good AND bad things about babies. You just have to decide which is worse. Post your answers.



  1. What is worse, crying or farting?

  2. What is better, playing or sleeping?

  3. Which is worse, crying during dinner or crying for an hour at 2 AM?

  4. Which is better, spitting up on you or spitting up on himself anfd you have to change the outfit?

Be sure to post a comment with YOUR answers.


Thanks,


Smartie Tartie



Friday, July 17, 2009

Splashdown


Ok,


Here is a post about...

What all of you guys said. Since I haven't written forever, I am posting them all today.

So first is going to be about Splashdown:



Hello!

About one week ago I went to this AWESOME waterpark called Splashdown with my friend that a can't reveal her name, but she is cute sweet and nice. At Splashdown there are these two cool long fun waterslides, but the line is like going through h-e-double-chopsticks, if you know what I mean. So you can go on the lazy river, a pool with a really strong current that pulls you. Most people go on it to sit in a tube and relax. I go on to do flips, and just i don't know, have fun. There are other waterslides but the short line gets you cold. I will probably write again tonight, but right now i don't want to. So today or tomorrow.

See ya!

Smartie Tartie

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

HELP ME OUT!!!!


OK folks........

pick what my next topic should be!


  1. Splashdown(the water park I went to yesterday)

  2. My brother

  3. Best friends

  4. A really good cereal place in Pennsylvania

  5. Soda

Help me out people!!!!


Post your answer!


Signed,


Smartie Tartie

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Food


Dear yall,

Food....a unique request. Well my favorites are pizza and mango. Last night for dinner I had Top Ramon and my family had nachos. What did you guys have?

As far as food goes I really can't say much, I am not a cook, so this is my one and only post about this. But feel free to tell me what you had, I would love to hear!
Sincerely,
Smartie Pants

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Parent Trap




Dear all of the people reading this...


I LOVE The Parent Trap soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!! I think it is funny and cute. I love love love the butler and i like Chesse( or how ever you spell the name).


So watch it, and it was on Disney Channel last night, so if you have On Demand, it will probably be there, and if not, TOO BAD!!!! Lol!


Btw, i was just kidding.


So watch it if you can,


Smartie Pants

Saturday, July 11, 2009

The Mentalist


Dear Readers,

Lets see, since i just posted an iCarly, so it is only fair i do one on a adult show, even though my parents watch iCarly. LOL!!

Well here it is on 'The Mentalist' pretty much the ONLY adult show I have seen.


It is intresting, and a little bit scary. I like it, but it may give you nightmares. So, what type of show do you like? The Mentalist is a team of detectives, one rude sassy one that always happens to solve the case. You always like people getting sassed, well there you go, a show for you!!


So have a great morning,

Smartie Pants

Friday, July 10, 2009

mp3s


PERSON(You know who you are)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you blind????? DON'T REVEAL MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!

Well, here is a review on mp3 players, a topic asked about by a veiwer.


I can't say much, becauser I only have one, but this is about any one.

They play music, and run out of charge quickly. I am not saying don't listen, the music can be great, just they can be annoying at charging times.


The good thing is that they help you when parents are listening to there music, or for anyone who has someone listening to music you don't like, then you may use it to listen to some real music!
Have fun with your mp3s and thank you for the suggestions,
Smartie Pants

iCarly


Hello,

I am bored, so here is a new review.


Do you guys know the show iCarly?

Do yall think it is funny?

I do, and I am right. Well about this; I hope...OK how about this. I think it is funny, and my opinion is the COOLEST no offense.

So watch it, that is what I am doing right now.

And I ♥ Jennette McCurdy/Sam Pucket.

So watch it!

Have a good time,

Smartie Pants

First Post

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
This is Smartie Pants saying hey, this is my new blog. I will tell yall reviews on books, movies, shows, music, people, and any other things. Post a comment saying a title of a book, or movie, or song, or anything you like. Or, post a comment on a topic. If you know me, please don't reveal my true name.
Thanks,
Smartie Pants
P.S. Have fun!!!