United Report

Okay people,

So you guys all know how I was in Santa Rosa, right?? Well I traveled on United and I would like you all to know how the flight went. So I was traveling with my ENTIRE family. So first of all on the way there, there was this lady with a terrible seat. She was in between two, (pause, hesitate, think it through) 'large' men. Her earphone plug-ins was broken and she had a lot of things under her seat. So she pretended to have an oxegon loss. We knew she was faking it because we heard her asking for a isle seat at the front desk. But she got a middle seat. If you have a REAL oxegon loss you have to have an isle seat. So they switched out my 12 year old sister to 4 isles away, and moved that quite smelly lady next to me. So my poor sister had to deal with a broken earphone plug-ins so she couldn't hear the movie(17 again) and had a bad seat. And they could have used AY isle. But they picked the one with a family and an infant. What if my mom had to get out and walk with my brother! I mean seriously! So my dad and my sister switched places. We were tired of her, so I started talking to my sister, who was across the isle listening to her ipod. So I had to talk loud. So that lady couldn't get any sleep. So she went back to her seat. On the way back, my brother wanted food. But the seats at the airport were full and my mom had to sit down to feed him. But United didn't let people with infants board first. So we had to wait like, 10 minutes to feed him. He didn't want his milk, so we were trying to give him formula. To make the formula you need water. So we pressed the assistant button because we had to get rid of our water bottle in security and were going to ask for a cup of water. But they NEVER came. And like 7 flight attendants passed us too. So we made him deal with the milk. Then he needed to be changed, so we asked if all the bathrooms had a changing table. But it turns out NONE had them! I know, so family friendly. So they told us to change him on the floor. I mean the dirty gross one. So we changed him on the seats.

So have fun on your next trip, and be sure to travel on United!

Haha, I am kidding!!!!!

Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!

Smartie~Tartie